"Let me tell you something… (diary of a poor bastard)"
My Wife is a Pet Enabler Enable: “To make able, give power, means, competence or ability to authorize” “To make possible or easy” When we came home last week after a day out at a birthday pahty, we arrived home to the scene of the crime…I knew there was going to be a crime…the […]
Read More The EnablerThe Magical Handkerchief Ah yes, I have often wanted to write about the “Greatest Generation” however many times I delete what I write out of respect. Last week while in Tahhhget shopping for kids school clothes, I came across a package of Handkerchiefs. Who the hell uses Handkerchiefs anymore and why did they ever exist […]
Read More The Magical HanderkerchiefWicked PISSA Coffee ,Tea, then Pee… Going the bathroom sucks! It’s that simple. It is an inconvenient nasty necessity of life. Some hate going the bathroom so much they avoid eating and drinking as much as possible. I myself, just go along with it and accept the process as “it is what it is”. But […]
Read More WICKED PISSA!Remember David Baxter (Actor Bill Bixby) in the TV program The Hulk; just going through life as a nice, caring, sensitive guy and then something or someone pisses him off and then the eyes staht to turn green and the clothes begin to rip as he morphs into the super muscular “Hulk?” Well, I am […]
Read More Money BallThe worst decision I make weekly… Ovah Easy! In a 24 hour period, a hen will squint her eyes and let it rip. Drop a poop or as my son says a” dukie” protected in a shell and bob her head as if to say, look at what I just dropped…. And we can’t eat […]
Read More OVAH EASY!It’s that time of year again, when Debbie and I have a date night. Our usual “annual” date night includes going to a local restaurant “Bone Fish” because she loves the “Bang Bang shrimp.” This girls got to get out a little more! But I do what any guy would do, take her where she […]
Read More Bi-annual date night at the Great WallNow this is JUICY When I think of juicing, I think of the Yankees, Roger Clemmons, Andy Pettit and of course AROID. So when Debbie came home from visiting her friend in Connecticut and said, “That’s it, we’re juicing” I thought I would have to bend ovah and get a shot in the ass. Debbie […]
Read More Now this is JUICY!Mercury Retrograde Have I shared with you that my wife is obsessed…Yep Debbie is obsessed with two things…Animals and RV’s…That’s right RV’s…Recreational Vehicles.. When I first realized she had this Illness, I shrugged it off and thought it will go away…I’m like “look at me, I’m too pretty to be an RV guy?” Me in […]
Read More Mercury RetrogradeIs it me? Or when it comes to customer service, we are heading in the wrong direction. Last month, I had purchased a grass trimmer online. I received the trimmer and needed to chahhge the battery. A couple weeks latah, I excitedly grab my new weed waachah and head to the back yahd. When I […]
Read More Extended WarrantyLast week while pounding the streets of Charlotte for my next sales opportunity, I was approaching the Duke Energy building (The tallest signature building in the city). And there they were, the corporate parolees…the smokers who gather at all the entrances throughout corporate America as if they have been sentenced to do time at the […]
Read More I think I will go inside for a breath of fresh air
diary of a PB 