Money Ball

Remember David Baxter (Actor Bill Bixby) in the TV program The Hulk; just going through life as a nice, caring, sensitive guy and then something or someone pisses him off and then the eyes staht to turn green and the clothes begin to rip as he morphs into the super muscular “Hulk?” Well, I am […]

OVAH EASY!

The worst decision I make weekly… Ovah Easy! In a 24 hour period, a hen will squint her eyes and let it rip. Drop a poop or as my son says a” dukie” protected in a shell and bob her head as if to say, look at what I just dropped…. And we can’t eat […]

Bi-annual date night at the Great Wall

It’s that time of year again, when Debbie and I have a date night. Our usual “annual” date night includes going to a local restaurant “Bone Fish” because she loves the “Bang Bang shrimp.” This girls got to get out a little more! But I do what any guy would do, take her where she […]

Now this is JUICY!

Now this is JUICY When I think of juicing, I think of the Yankees, Roger Clemmons, Andy Pettit and of course AROID. So when Debbie came home from visiting her friend in Connecticut and said, “That’s it, we’re juicing” I thought I would have to bend ovah and get a shot in the ass. Debbie […]

Mercury Retrograde

Mercury Retrograde Have I shared with you that my wife is obsessed…Yep Debbie is obsessed with two things…Animals and RV’s…That’s right RV’s…Recreational Vehicles.. When I first realized she had this Illness, I shrugged it off and thought it will go away…I’m like “look at me, I’m too pretty to be an RV guy?” Me in […]

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The Enabler

My Wife is a Pet Enabler Enable: “To make able, give power, means, competence or ability to authorize” “To make possible or easy” When we came home last week after a day out at a birthday pahty, we arrived home to the scene of the crime…I knew there was going to be a crime…the […]